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Holy. Shit.

Holy. Shit.

(Source: welcometothedankside)

This is what happens when my niece asks to play on my phone.

This is what happens when my niece asks to play on my phone.

averyandcandles:

ibleedskittles89:

lepreas:

“deathstyle”? Oh my fuck, you need to crawl back to the pits of hell where you came from.

THIS GUY IS SO BAD. I CAN’T FATHOM WHAT PEOPLE FIND APPEALING IN THIS GUY’S IDEALS. HE SHOULD HOLD NO TYPE OF OFFICE, PEOPLE SHOULDN’T LISTEN TO HIM, HE SHOULDN’T HAVE KIDS, HE SHOULD SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO BEING UNHEARD AND UNSEEN LIKE HE WAS BEFORE HE WAS BORN.

(Source: cassiopeiatapiocapudding)

(Source: eternallifeissuperfun)

ourpoeticlives:

heysimba:

fatasstoskinnybitch:

notyourgildedbutterfly:

justjess89:

distanceonlymakesourlovestronger:

hellinboots:

jerseydevildog:

snakesonajames:

cheza—bear:

themalfoymistress:

psywing:

never—nevermore:

queenofcalifornia1977:

Really?

I am literally embarrassed and disgusted that I share the same name with this girl.

The public education system has failed you…

what.. i …. huh.. what is this, I don’t even….

Logic? The fuck is that.

“I’m making sense, you’re not making sense” umm no actually he is telling you what the facts are

this woman is a moron…..i just want to smack her.

Good thing you married her. That was a really good idea.

All I was thinking about while watching this is, “Why the fuck am I still single?”

LOL Jesus Christ.

(Source: tronmayer)

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kidtangtzu: Juicy Jays are the shit, best paper for rolling.

kidtangtzu:

Juicy Jays are the shit, best paper for rolling.

ramirezdahmerbundy: Ted Bundy mostly kept to himself during the years he was in prison. In a way, prison was a relief to him; he had always fared better behind bars than on the streets. The stress of maintaining his image out in the real world weighed crushingly on him; it was so much easier in the unreal world of prison. On death row, Bundy claimed to have shrugged off his past like an overcoat on a suddenly balmy winter afternoon. “It’s just done! it’s back there in the mists.” he told one interviewer. “I say ‘mists’ because I don’t think anyone actually touches the past the way they can touch the present or future.” For a time, Bundy joined the sect and was given vegetarian meals on death row. He built up a considerable collection of socks, and slipped into an occasional reverie about how delightful it woul be to wear a brand new pair every day of the year. He drifted on a cloud of smuggled marijuana and hashish. All in all, with his dope and his socks and his mysticism, Bundy was a mellow prisoner.

ramirezdahmerbundy:

Ted Bundy mostly kept to himself during the years he was in prison. In a way, prison was a relief to him; he had always fared better behind bars than on the streets. The stress of maintaining his image out in the real world weighed crushingly on him; it was so much easier in the unreal world of prison. On death row, Bundy claimed to have shrugged off his past like an overcoat on a suddenly balmy winter afternoon. “It’s just done! it’s back there in the mists.” he told one interviewer. “I say ‘mists’ because I don’t think anyone actually touches the past the way they can touch the present or future.” For a time, Bundy joined the sect and was given vegetarian meals on death row. He built up a considerable collection of socks, and slipped into an occasional reverie about how delightful it woul be to wear a brand new pair every day of the year. He drifted on a cloud of smuggled marijuana and hashish. All in all, with his dope and his socks and his mysticism, Bundy was a mellow prisoner.